Saturday, December 10, 2005

SOLID FOOD WARNING!

* FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - WARNING! *

To all parents introducing solid foods to your children: WARNING! Beech-Nut Stage 2 Prunes may have unanticipated effects on your children and your children's clothing, as well as anything they happen to be sitting upon.

Beech-Nut Stage 2 Prunes are not just a step above Plums. The laxative effect of Beech-Nut Stage 2 Prunes is markedly enhanced.

For parents who decide to feed their children Beech-Nut Stage 2 Prunes, proper site preparation is recommended. Begin with plastic sheeting covering surfaces 3 to 4 feet in all directions. Two baby lengths is a good rule of thumb.

For yourself, wear old clothing, perhaps something you've used for painting. For the children who don't really have "old" clothes, dress them in something they've nearly out grown. Be prepared to throw away all clothing.

Have a bucket of warm, soapy water on hand. Keep a ready supply of clean, fresh rags. As a final note, Febreze Fabric Refresher will help minimize any aromas lingering in affected areas.

3 Comments:

Blogger Matthew said...

thanks for the tip. I think we'll stay away from the laxatives for now. Bananas are next on the list.

11:59 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Peaches work in the same way - but they don't stain as much.

8:30 AM, December 13, 2005  
Blogger Amy said...

Don't you just love Febreze? We haven't made it past cereal yet, but I'll keep the advice in mind.

11:01 PM, December 23, 2005  

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